You know, it is kind of sad that when i hear my dad's voice for the first time in 3months, i get scared rather than get happy.

Since P4, i learnt that my dad loves my exam marks, not me.
From P1-P3 all my scores are near perfect, and he dotes on me a lot.
Then from P4 onwards, my language starts deproving and the Final Exam my chinese and english got Band2.

Me : Dad, i got a Band 2 in chinese and english...
Dad : Oh! So you got a band 2...
..
..
..
Dad : HOW DARE YOU GET A BAND2. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BAND 1? IS IT BECAUSE OF THE COMPUTER * whacks head * TOMORROW I PLUG OUT YOUR INTERNET CABLE SEE YOU PLAY * whacks face * OR IS IT YOUR HANDPHONE AND TELEVISION? YOU DON'T WANT GIVE ME BACK
* whacks leg *
Me : Sorry... ( wimpers )
Dad : Next year you better don't get a band 2. Or else i will arrange a special meeting for you with my best friend.
Me : Band 2 and your best friend got relationship meh?
Dad : (Brings out his cane, a.k.a best friend)


And that is when i learnt my lesson.
But my language is weak. Can't blame me. I listened in class, did some of my homework. But it gets harder each year ( some parents just doesn't get this part)

So every time my dad gets back from overseas( work ) all i can think of is pain.
So every year got this " training ", making me not scared of scolding liao

Parents have to start thinking in our shoes. The more you scold and hit us, the more pressurized we are, and that might cause in committing suicide, leaving home , getting into drugs and smoking.

PARENTS!! WAKE UP AND REALIZE YOUR MISTAKE PLEASE

Many things happened in the holidays.

Did a lot of basketball-ing, went to watch G-force with wenjun, annessa, gekkhee, shivaanan, and xiao yun.

(bloody boring, checked my hp for time thrice during the movie)
nb waste my money and time.

then we go timezone awhile, halfway the games power shutdown

JIBAI WASTE MY $1.60!!! ALSO MONEY LEI! (nowonder timezone so bloody rich
suck our money liddat)

after tio money-sucked-from-my-pocket, i smelt a burning smell
so fast fast chiong outside la, l8er tio explosion si liao.

then go food court eat my lunch, with everyone waiting for me :D tyty
i ate this GIGANTIC bowl of noodles, while xiaomao bought this small cup
of milo. WALAO SHE DRINK BLOODY SLOW LO! MY GRANDMA CAN WALK 5KM FASTER THAN SHE COULD DRINK THAT MILO!
we compete see who finish 1st la, but xiaoyun won me like 3secs or so =.=
after that, we walk to my house play bbal, but suay my ball no air
go wenjun house pump,shivaanan had to leave-sadded.
the girls were like *OMG*
Xiaoyun:"OMG SO COOL!"
Annessa:" WALAO SO BIG!"
Gekkhee:" OMG THAT CHAIR AND TABLE SO CUTE!"
then they go sit, haha gekkhee and xiaoyun tio stuck xDDD

zzz girls really overeact some times you know. ==
i 1st time go wenjun house for proj also dun have such reactions.

then didn't want to leave so play cards! play taiti 3rounds-2round i won :D
played cheat 1round-gekkhee won

in the end the girls need to go home for some reasons and dragged me and wj walk with them.
wj halfway run say need "Go friend house study"
ya without books study sai ah?

therefore i had to go 888 with them.
Annessa dam bimbo lo, can go short route to 888 blur blur lead us to long route. ==

then go kfc buy drink, go xiaoyun's neighbourhood playground wait for her and her lil bro.

then played this turning-bar-on-the-spot-thing. Spinned for like 1min
Anessa barely reached 20secs =.=

then finally xiaomao and her bro came (he p6)
lol he keep saying xiaoyun fat! then i was like
"His future very bright" "can be my good friend liao" XD
played bball with him and the girls. the girls so slack, the bro keep trying to steal my ball, but cuz the girls do nth, i won ==

then sent gekkhee home and walked all the way back to 883. zai bo?
legs were dam tired, had to rest at one of the bustops for 5mins. =.=

-DO NOT WATCH G-FORCE!
10:35pm 9/11/2009

As everyone knows, SINGAPORE IS TURNING 44! (applause)

here's a few national day songs which are nice! (get the mp3 from me if you want)

One United People


Where I Belong


Whe Will Get There


Home


My Island Home


Will You


Reach Out For The Skies


Shine On Me


lazy put them in time order.

SPONGEBOB 10 NEW EPISODES ARE AWESOME.

Spongebob rocks man.

Was forced to post, so i aint gonna waste time and think how to make it funnier.

tata. :D

The 1st day of school was (insert foul word here).

1st, i was fucking late cuz my phone didnt manage to wake me up.
instead i was kicked awake by my sis(seriously im used to it for some reason T.T)

i was like " HAH!?!? 7.44 ALR?!?!?!" my sis laughed at my freaked out face. >.<

chiong to school, took the temperature routine and got the form T.T

i ran back to class and saw that fauziah bitch.

rushed back to my seat and looked at everyone else.
most guys got a haircut, for the girls, couldnt tell the difference.

went through a H1N1 prevention powerpoint, then was maths.

THANK GOD MISS GUO NO COME! or else she is going to be FREAKED OUT!
half of the class didnt finish the portfolio P.S including me P.S.S duh?

that bitchy fat relief teacher thought she was all that.
Well i tell ya! aint no teacher gonna tell me what i should do yannoe?
even Miss Sim couldnt.(my chi cher)

P.E was sorta entertaining i guess... but congren AS USUAL treated the game
like it was his life and like got real serious. =.=
we used a basketball for captains ball. at least i exercised.
barely moved in the holidays. i think i got fat( YAY! )

the recess food was nostalgic.

chinese was shitty, and i aint the chinese rep anymore( YAYAY! )

english was freaking boring, cuz we had to do a self intro and other stuff.

the intro i said " Im Kang Hao, and i like being lazy."
but amsyar was more genius and said " im amsyar, and i like to pin my hair."
the whole class went crazy, cuz he was like, bald. xD

then there was this assignment which we had to read 2books(obviously i didnt do)
we have to summarise the story and tell everyone.
not that i paiseh la(im never paiseh 1) its just that i nvr read.

SUMMARIZE
school sucks but being bored in hols sucks more.

Uhhh... i got sick while in malaysia so i have the followings:
Fever 37.8degrees celsius
Super painful sorethroat
Super loud coughs
Super painful headaches.

i just hope i got H1N1 so i can pass to the rest of the riversidians :D
THEN RIVERSIDE CLOSE FOR 2MONTHS!!! :D:D:D

wtf im so happy i got a worldwide deadly disease =.=

As you might be experiencing, holidays are getting to be boring,
SO AS MY JOB AS AN ENTERTAINER, IM GOING TO INTRO YOU PEOPLE TO SOME FUNNY VIDEOS!!!

thank me later, i know im awesome.

Nostalgia Critic


5 Seconds Movie


TRUST ME!!! THE VIDEOS FROM THAT WEBSITE ARE GOD DAMNED FUNNY! :D