YAY FINALLY UPDATING MY DEAD BLOG!

YAY FINALLY HOLIDAYS! *SCREAMS FREEDOM!*

yesterday mrs yeo called my mom and i was like: shit.

i prayed and go pick up the phone lo.

then when my mom was talking to mrs yeo, she was like
"Ya ya! I know! Umm!"

So pissed off.

When my mom finally put down the phone, i was like "TAKE EVERYTHING YOU WANT! JUST NOT MY LAPTOP!"

Then she screams "TOMORROW YOU BETTER READ 2 BOOKS HOR!"

diao-ed.

HEY PEEPS. im here to share with you my top 10 ang mor songs hor!
Trust my taste.

NO.10
Hero - Mariah Carey
This song is very inspirational, can lift anyone up when you are down.
Mariah's voice is also very soothing.
At times when im down (kinda rare huh?) i listen to this!

NO.9
Crush - David Archuleta
David's singing is still kind of amateur but his songs are really nice!

NO.8
Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis
It's about someone who is heartbroken. Her voice is awesomish not there yet la.
Heard this song from my cousin Jia Xuan and liked it immediately.
Almost everyone i know knows this song and many likes it too!
TOLD YA YOU COULD TRUST MY TASTE ^^

NO.7
It's Alright, It's Ok - Ashley Tisdale
Its about a girl being strong after a breakup.
I like the lyrics (unlike the jonas brothers)
Ashley's singing impressed me this time.

NO.6
Take a bow - Rihanna
It is another famous song which is loved by many.
Its poppish yet blue-ish. Don't know how to explain why i adore this song.

NO.5
Numb - Linkin' Park
I never liked their songs but this one is different.
It's about someone trying to break free from someone's control.
Somehow i liked Linkin' Park's screaming this time LOL

NO.4
There You'll Be - Faith Hill
It was Admiralty Primary09' Teachers day song.
Everytime i hear it i miss even more my Beloved Mr Chua and Mr Yap LOL!

NO.3
Friends Forever - Vitamin C
The first time i heard it, i though of how graduation day would go,and i almost cried while singing LOL. Sharon Tan asked me if i would cry, and yea most probably.
Everyone i know LOVES it. Makes me reminisce on the old times. I loved the lyrics of this AWESOME song.

NO.2
Sugar - Flo Rida feat. Wynter
I loved the Da dum bu dee da bum da da bu dee dum thing.
Although this has rap in it, i can enjoy the rhythm instead of the singing.
Who wouldn't like this song? One of the duets i like.

NO.1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hate That I Love You - Rihanna feat. Neyo
Rihanna this is your honour LOLOLOL
Its about a couple wanting each other so very much.
The special thing about this song is that the rhythm is the same throughout the song.
I love the rhythm, the singing and the lyrics. This is my favourite song

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!

Today at riverside, the sec1s had to attend sexuality education. and its pretty fun!

Our sexuality teacher, Mr Job(pronounced as Jobe) talked to us about SEX.
He said that homosexuality is increasing in Singapore.And a lot of teenagers either talk to boys only or girls only. Glad im not.

Then after a lot of funny moments, we talked about the legal consequences about raping.
It was supposed to be a serious moment, but a guy asked
"So if we boys get raped by a girl, we go to jail also?"

The entire class bursted into laughter. So did i
DAM FUNNY 1 LORH!!!

But then, he is correct. Singapore law sides too much on girls.
COME ON WHAT GENERATION IS THIS? I THOUGH BOY GIRL EQUAL LIAOS.
God damned law.What if that really happens? We lost our virginity and go to jail for canning?!?!?! IS THAT WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?! KENNASAI LA F*CK LAW AND JUSTICE. 男女平等not meh? But what are the chances of guys kenna raped by girls LOL.

I just hope that law would change and be less biased to females.

Write the names of 21 friends that you can think off the top of your head and then answer the
questions.After doing this,tag your 21 friends to do the same.( Sec sch friends version!)

1.Teck Kuan
2.Wen Jun
3.Cong Ren
4.Yung Shen
5.Andrew
6.Ming Quan
7.Yi Hong
8.Wei Sheng
9.De Yang
10.Yeong Jian
11.Yi Yun
12.Jane
13.Zesna
14.Huda
15.Lesha
16.Annessa
17.Gek Khee
18.Xiao Yun
19.Vianne
20.Joey G.
21.Jason

Q1.How did you meet 7?
1st day of sec school.

Q2.What would you do if you and 15 never met?
Rejoice like hell! Sleep with a smile on my face!Have less hair in my life!

Q3.What would you do if 1 and 20 dated?
Scold Teck Kuan for having shit taste and feel sorry for Joey G. LOL

Q4.Have you ever seen 17 cry?
Not yet. Maybe in the future?

Q5.Would 4 and 16 make a good couple?
Lol! 16 isn't single. But whatheheck. yea most probably.Yung Shen skin is dark so when Annessa hits him wont have red marks! =D

Q6.Do you think 11 is attractive?
I don't really know her yet wor. God Dam Quiz

Q7.What is 2's fave color?
Should be orange.

Q8.When's the last time you talked to 9?
Like 6hours ago.STOP REMINDING ME OF THE HORRIBLE MOMENTS!

Q9.What language does 8 speak?
Chinese and Singlish.

Q10.Who's 13 going out with?
I WANNA KNOW TOO!

Q11.What grade is 16 in?
Sec1 duh.

Q12.Would you ever date 17?
F*CK NO

Q13.Where does 18 live?
Don't really care lol.

Q14.Whats the best thing about 4?
I never heard him fart before!

Q15.What would you like to tell 10 now?
YOS! When do you wanna grow tall?

Q16.Whats the best thing about 20?
I don't really know her too. God Dam Quiz.

Q17.Have you ever kissed 2?
F*CK NO!

Q18.Whats the best memory you have of 5?
He emos and plays dota?

Q19.When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
Tomorrow?

Q20.How's 6 different from 7?
Yi Hong got lousier temper than Ming Quan

Q21.Is 2 pretty/HANDSOME?
In a way, kinda.

Q22.Whats your first impression of 15?
Gozzila.

Q23.How did you meet 3?
At Riverside.

Q24.Is 15 your best friend?
HELL NO.

Q25.Do you hate 12?
No?

Q26.Have you seen 18 in the last month?
Sad to say i see her every school day. Hai...

Q27.When's the last time you saw 16?
Today. stupid quiz

Q28.Have you been to 5's house?
HE LIVES IN MALAYSIA!

Q29.When's the next time you'll see 10?
Tomorrow.

Q30.Are you close to 11?
Not really.

Q31.Have you been to the movies with 4?
Nah. Planning to.

Q32.Have you ever gotten into trouble with 8?
Not really. But i tend to annoy him ALOT.

Q33.Would you give 19 a hug?
HELL NO! I LIKE MY BODY 2D.

Q34.Have you ever lied to 3?
I once told him he was a man. Poor girl still thinks she is manly.

Q35.Is 11 good at socializing?
Nah. She is too quiet. UNLIKE ME!

Q36.Do you know a secret about 8?
YEA! HE IS ACTUALLY...nah i don't.

Q37.Describe the relationship between 12 and 18.
Strangers.=D

Q38.Whats the best thing about your friendship with 9?
We both love sexual jokes.LOL

Q39.Whats the worst thing about 6?
He likes to rip people's balls off T.T

Q40.Have you ever had a crush on 12?
HELL NO!

Q41.How long have you known 2?
5months and 20 days!

Q42.Does 11 have a gf/bf?
Nopes. i asked.

Q43.Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face?
HELL YEA!

Q44.Has 21 met your mother?
Thank god she hasn't. My mom would have neck sprain from looking down too often.

Q45.How did you meet 11?
Riverside lorh.

Q46.Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3?
HELL YEA! EVERY TIME!

Q47.Do you live close to 7?
Not sure.

Q48.What is 8's fave food?
Liquified Fart and Melted Shit.

Q49.What kind of car does 1 have?
Lau Pok Car nias. See his face know liao 没有前途.

Q50.Have you ever travelled anywhere with 9?
The canteen count?

Q51.If you gave 14 $100,what would he/she spend it on?
I would rather chuck that $100 into my asshole.

I feel that the primary school version 1 is way funnier.

1 word to describe the whole day.Suckished.

In the morning got a LONG TALK. Super annoying.
The 1st topic is about copyrighted.Heck care ^^
The 2nd topic is about financial shit.Never knew Bill Gates was the richest man on earth. Oprah Winfrey was the richest woman on earth.

AH YES SPORTS CARNIVAL.
that's what i thought.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HARD IS IT TO SIT UNDER THE HOT SUN FOR 3 HOURS?!?!?!?
There were 4 games going on.
1. Tug of war
2. Soccer
3. Netball
4. Basketball

I was the captain in tug of war.And it was DAMN tiring.
We had to put on double gloves to prevent rope burn but i got one on my triceps area.
We had the disadvantage as we were standing on the sand.F*ck.
Won 1 lost 3. LOL =D

Soccer. Don't wanna elaborate cuz i was watching basketball =D

Netball also nvr watch.

BASKETBALL! YEAH. the match was awesome.
3ppl in a team plays half court.
Yi Hong, Yeong Jian n Jane.
Yi Hong and Yeong Jian were like WOW. Occasionally they would pass the ball to Jane because the rules says so.Jane's arms are like kangaroos. she blocks restlessly. hai.
Yeong Jian was like wow despite his size. he scored like 60% of the score
Yi Hong was also very good, well better than me anyway.

F*ck sports carnival.

To everyone who have a facebook account,
1. ADD ME!
2. Do my quiz =D

Quiz 1


Quiz 2

tagged by jia ming to do this quiz =D

Write the names of 21 friends that you can think off the top of your head and then answer the
questions.After doing this,tag your 21 friends to do the same.( THIS 1 PRIMARY SCH FRIENDS ONLY!!)

1.Jia Ming
2.Zong Han
3.Chee Hui
4.Jie Han
5.Adlyn
6.Huda
7.Sharon Tan
8.Alvin
9.Aloysius
10.Elaine
11.Rafid
12.Shao Wei
13.Jie Ying
14.Ivory
15.Zhi Ming
16.Wei Yang
17.Jaye
18.Matin
19.Li Jun
20.Mr Chua
21.Mr Yap

LET THE QUIZ BEGIN!!!!

Q1.How did you meet 7?
P1 at admiralty primary

Q2.What would you do if you and 15 never met?
I would have never create the merlion style, my life would rock , and i won't have nightmares thinking about "it"

Q3.What would you do if 1 and 20 dated?
Text everyone about it and drop out of ADMPS.And LAUGH!

Q4.Have you ever seen 17 cry?
Yea... When Jiaming pissed him off so badly and hit jiaming in his elbow LOL

Q5.Would 4 and 16 make a good couple?
LOL FORGET ABOUT LISHI! just gay with each other!!! LOLOL

Q6.Do you think 11 is attractive?
Smell-ewwish
Looks-Soso, his eyes bulge too much.
Attitude- only Mehendi will get addicted to him~

Q7.:What is 2's fave color?
Ask Lishi! Erm.. black?

Q8.When's the last time you talked to 9?
Like 3months ago T.T MY EMO BOY!!!

Q9.What language does 8 speak?
He speaks Jia Enn, Jia Ling, Zhi Ming, English and Chinese =D

Q10.Who's 13 going out with?
Everyone knows its Wei Shao Goh!

Q11.What grade is 16 in?
Secondary 1

Q12.Would you ever date 17?
F*** NEVER.

Q13.Where does 18 live?
Singapore most probably. Unless he got recruited by Mas Selmat.

Q14.Whats the best thing about 4?
He doesn't burp or fart in my face.Thats all i can think of! AND HE STAYS LOYAL(to you know who)

Q15.What would you like to tell 10 now?
Get a haircut.

Q16.Whats the best thing about 20?
He never screamed at me before, even though i SO RICHFULLY deserves it. XD

Q17.Have you ever kissed 2?
No.But i know who he wanna kiss!

Q18.Whats the best memory you have of 5?
She is called Melancocklic RawkTard

Q19.When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
Trying to forget. Im like super positive and he is the opposite. Super emo sias. GET OVER LISHI!

Q20.How's 6 different from 7?
Huda has 2 bfs and Sharon Tan gt 1nias.

Q21.Is 2 pretty HANDSOME?
Yea in a way.

Q22.Whats your first impression of 15?
F*ck Tard.Buck Tooth. White Asshole.

Q23.How did you meet 3?
Should be p5 in 5CH in ADMPS

Q24.Is 15 your best friend?
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

WHAT DO YOU THINK?HAHHAAHAAHAHAHA

Q25.Do you hate 12?
Sometimes. When he rather play soccer with strangers than play badminton with me =.=

Q26.Have you seen 18 in the last month?
YEA at the previous "wet" gathering

Q27.When's the last time you saw 16?
Graduation Day. Hai....

Q28.Have you been to 5's house?
Nah.

Q29.When's the next time you'll see 10?
Most probably the holidays.

Q30.Are you close to 11?
YEHYEAH!

Q31.Have you been to the movies with 4?
Yea. Fast and Furious 4!

Q32.Have you ever gotten into trouble with 8?
Nah he is too much of a angel to get into trouble with me.

Q33.Would you give 19 a hug?
F*CK NO.

Q34.Have you ever lied to 3?
Definitely! I once told him i was a man XD

Q35.Is 11 good at socializing?
Sorta. Compared to me he stinks.

Q36.Do you know a secret about 8?
HELL YEA!

Q37.Describe the relationship between 12 and 18.
Great Friends.

Q38.Whats the best thing about your friendship with 9?
We both don't like people messing with our hair =D

Q39.Whats the worst thing about 6?
She is the vice-chairman and she is always damned late to open the door.
TELL HER RUN SHE CRAWL SIA==

Q40.Have you ever had a crush on 12?
Lol random. No.

Q41.How long have you known 2?
6YEARS AND COUNTING BABY!

Q42.Does 11 have a gf/bf?
Duh. ME=D HENDI!

Q43.Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face?
HELL YEA!

Q44.Has 21 met your mother?
Thank god not yet.

Q45.How did you meet 11?
When he entered 4K =D

Q46.Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3?
i always "accidentally" physically hurt him. Sometimes mentally also =D But than he curses me back...

Q47.Do you live close to 7?
LOL no la!

Q48.What is 8's fave food?
Jia Enn brand TOFU.

Q49.What kind of car does 1 have?
he skateboards on Zhi Ming's teeth =D

Q50.Have you ever travelled anywhere with 9?
Sku excursions lorh

Q51.If you gave 14 $100,what would he/she spend it on?
why would i ever do that? its like stuffing $100 inside my asshole. =.=

here and gone,
KANGHAO =D

Guess what is my gmail ? fartsource@gmail.com xDD

BEAT THAT BRIAN NG!!!(whatever shitfromthesky@hotmail.com)PFFT!

So there! my 1st blog. X3

Here and gone,

Kanghao